new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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