I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
I look better un-naked...
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
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