why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
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