i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
