We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Who died my cat blue again?
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
Randomize
