hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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