office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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