vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Watching her eat just hurts me
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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