Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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