there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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