They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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