But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
I'm okay, they said the swelling should go down in a week. But next time I'm shitwrecked, please make sure to remind me that I can't open a champagne bottle with corkscrew.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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