i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
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