i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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