I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
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