U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
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