Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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