Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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