Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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