take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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