watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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