What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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