hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
Randomize
