god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Randomize
