i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
Randomize
