Don't you send me to vm
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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