He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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