I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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