i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
