Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
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