I like my sex mixed with concussions.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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