Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
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