physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
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