so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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