Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
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