Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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