i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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