i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
bring money and cleavage
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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