Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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