I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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