somebody snuck up and got me drunk
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
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