do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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