Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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