Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
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