Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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