sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Tell her she can't have a vagina
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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