I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
Randomize
