please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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