How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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