you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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